Tonight I decided to watch Irelands favourite wacky soap opera Fair City on RTE 1. The programme started off with the ongoing and annoying love triangle between Judith Dillion, Tommy Dillion and his brother Luke. Judith and Tommys hot daughters Neasa and Caoimhe just found out that there uncle Luke and mother Judith were having an affair after there drunk father spilled the beans. With there squeaky D4 accents (There suppose to be from Kilkenny) they express there anger at there mother by screaming non stop about how bold she is for cheating on there father. However Luke tells them that Tommy gave them the "OK" to have the affair. With this news they storm out of the house.
Next we see bald Paul Brennan standing in his sitting room holding the results of the paternity test to find out if angry Callum his son. You see Callum was conceived after 1994 USA World Cup Match between Ireland and Italy were Paul supposedly had sex with Callums mother. Paul opens the results and we find out that indeed Paul is the father. Pauls wife Niamh is not too happy at the news and Rachel (Callums new baby sister) is the only one who seems pleased with the news. As you do in Fair City when your angry Callum storms out of the house. Rachel tries to run after him but Paul tells her to go up up to her room. As Paul and Niamh argue Rachel sneaks out of the house to look for her long lost brother who she finds at the pub. Callum ask Rachel for some money so he can get drunk as a skunk and she happily gives him the money.
Meanwhile we head back to the Dillion Clan were Judith goes to the "The Station" to try and make amends with her daughters but is more or less told to get lost.
Rachel decides to go back home and tells Paul that she found Callum and reveals that she seen him near the "The Station". Paul decides to look for Callum and finds him passed out from too many pints at "The Station". Paul ends up bringing him back to his place to sleep off the drink.
Back to the Dillons were Tommy and Luke goad each other in a very boring exchange. Judith returns home and ends up kicking both men out of the house.
In this episode we also get to see evil Paddy Bishop stalk poor old Ray who has romantic thoughts for Paddys ex wife Vivienne.
Fair City is always a barrel of laughs for the wrong reasons.
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